You Have Got to be Kidding

I'm getting rather sick of people falling in line to help a cause that just uses the word "love." Even though this blog will be about age differences in relationships, I can't help but to feel this post will make people wonder what I think about gays. So, here's what I think about homos:
I'm really neutral when it comes to whether I'm pro or anti gay. I think that being gay isn't a choice, but I think its a chemical/hormonal imbalance in the brain that makes you attracted to the same sex. I don't hate gay people, but I do have a problem with them acting like they're singled out when it comes to bullying. Look, no one should be harassed for anything. That's just how it is. But don't go around like "You don't know how hard it is! You don't know the struggles we put up with being gay! We're just like you!" because that draws attention to YOU. If you're a lesbian, dress like a girl. If you're a gay guy, DRESS LIKE A GUY. You're still a girl if you're a lesbian and you're still a guy if you're gay. Guys, don't go around dressed like a woman, wearing a mesh, yellow tank top and a big, silver heart necklace. Because then you go from gay to just flat out weird. Girls, dress like a girl. All lesbians say Megan Fox is hot. Does Megan Fox look like a lesbian? No. Then why do you shave your head and try to look like a boy? And quit acting like all you are is gay. I love women, but do I always make SURE people know I love pussy whenever I introduce myself to them? No. There's a difference between a person who is gay and a gay person.

Now, on to the main part of the blog.
I know that somehow the person who sparked the writing of this blog will find this somehow, I just hope she knows I love her to death and this isn't aimed towards her at all. But here's the thing: I saw her comment on something on Tumblr that kind of pissed me off. She commented on the picture at the bottom. She talked about how she thinks a relationship between two people, one 15 and one 21, can be maintained. Um, I lost hope for the human race. No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I'm fine with gays getting married, they can go do whatever the hell they want when it comes to that. I don't care. But the day we as a country start thinking "Hey, it's alright for a minor and a legal adult to hook up" is the day we might as well just pop a gun in our mouth and pull the trigger. There are names for 21-year-olds who date minors, they're called "pedophiles." I don't care what you say, THAT'S WRONG! What's next? Are we gonna starts saying that it's fine for a guy and a dog to hook up? If you can stick your dick in it, you can love it? Is that what we've been reduced to morally? There's something wrong with the 21-year-old in that situation! People need to quit trying to blur the lines between what's right and wrong. We need to piece together what's left of our morals and re-build the world that we've torn down with that kind of twisted stuff I just talked about.

Weight Watchers are Watching you

Stop obsessing over being skinny.

STOP.

You're all doing it to get a guy's attention. 

You can say you like being skinny or some crap like that, but you know deep down that you're doing it all so a guy will notice you.

Don't look at this as another "You're beautiful just the way you are" type of thing.

It's not.

It's a "Guys aren't as picky as we're made out to be" type thing.

Don't hate yourself because you just ate a piece of pizza. 

EAT.

Food is good. 

Don't gorge yourself, though.

Be healthy; just don't try to be skinny.

You all over-exaggerate and think that no guy will like you if your ribs aren't showing.

Fun fact: Seeing a girl's ribs is disgusting. No one likes that.

As long as you're not overweight, then most guys will be attracted to you physically.

When I say overweight, I mean being able to see the rolls on the side of your stomach when you're sitting up straight; obvious double chin even when you're not looking down; a lot of your stomach hanging over your jeans when you stand up; you waddle when you walk.

Some guys may vary in their idea of what a fat girl looks like, but most could agree on what I said.

Quit worrying about having just a little bit of flab on your stomach or how big your thighs look. The only time those would really come into play is if you're naked.

Even then, you're naked.

A guy doesn't care about a little bit of flab on your stomach or you're thighs being a little bit big.

You're naked.

He'll be too caught up in the fact that you're (say it with me) naked. It doesn't take much to excite a teenage guy.

As for boobs, guys are dumb-struck by them even when you have your clothes on. Even more when they're off. The only exception is if they're noticeably small. Other than that, we want to motorboat you.

Now, go get yourself a Debbie Cake or something...