Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Weight Watchers are Watching you

Stop obsessing over being skinny.
STOP.
You're all doing it to get a guy's attention. 
You can say you like being skinny or some crap like that, but you know deep down that you're doing it all so a guy will notice you.
Don't look at this as another "You're beautiful just the way you are" type of thing.
It's not.
It's a "Guys aren't as picky as we're made out to be" type thing.
Don't hate yourself because you just ate a piece of pizza. 
EAT.
Food is good. 
Don't gorge yourself, though.
Be healthy; just don't try to be skinny.
You all over-exaggerate and think that no guy will like you if your ribs aren't showing.
Fun fact: Seeing a girl's ribs is disgusting. No one likes that.
As long as you're not overweight, then most guys will be attracted to you physically.
When I say overweight, I mean being able to see the rolls on the side of your stomach when you're sitting up straight; obvious double chin even when you're not looking down; a lot of your stomach hanging over your jeans when you stand up; you waddle when you walk.
Some guys may vary in their idea of what a fat girl looks like, but most could agree on what I said.
Quit worrying about having just a little bit of flab on your stomach or how big your thighs look. The only time those would really come into play is if you're naked.
Even then, you're naked.
A guy doesn't care about a little bit of flab on your stomach or you're thighs being a little bit big.
You're naked.
He'll be too caught up in the fact that you're (say it with me) naked. It doesn't take much to excite a teenage guy.
As for boobs, guys are dumb-struck by them even when you have your clothes on. Even more when they're off. The only exception is if they're noticeably small. Other than that, we want to motorboat you.
Now, go get yourself a Debbie Cake or something...

1 comment:

  1. Honestly, that would make a lot of girls feel better. I know for a fact, being a fat can make you feel like NO ONE will want to look at you.

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